Milkin’ It: Mirror, Mirror On The Wall

I’m fairly certain that many a gay man’s body enhancement obsession can be directly linked to this ad and its variants which aired during many of our formative years. Gym equipment, gay workout shorts, the idealized self reflected in the magic mirror — all of it achievable if you just chug gallons of milk. Didn’t we all drink it, but how many of us grew up into fucking Disney princes? Straight Disney princes? And what about stage two of the transformation in which we become hot Chachi-voiced guys from the Bronx?

Still waiting!