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Gay Porn Memories: Jake Gianelli — He’s A Brick House

by Shawn Baker


Sometimes in porn you crave a certain subtlety
— a playful, coy quality conveying shy reticence or sweetness.

Other times you’re in the mood for a knuckle-chaffed sex ape who’ll beat his chest and clobber you over the head before bellowing “Want fuck now!” as you play possum and pray to survive.

For a brief time in the early ’00s, if you had a hankering for a manimal, Boston-born butch bluntfuck Jake Gianelli was your man-thing.

When I personify of the phrase “sexually threatening,” Jake springs to mind — in the sense that I think “This is gonna hurt” when he’s stripped and engorged for action. Looking rather like hot Frankenstein got a spray tan and made a career segue into pro wrestling, he just doesn’t come off like the kind of guy who’s too preoccupied with trivialities like personal space or expressed consent.

I like that.

Guys get into porn for a gamut of reasons: cash, kicks, a means to monetarily legitimize their gay leanings, fame, or because of a boyfriend. Jake’s ingress came in the form of the last one thanks to then-special friend Matt Rush’s encouragement. Thankfully, they didn’t become one of those insufferable, exclusive gay porn power couples (hate them) because Jake worked best as a free agent anyway. He doesn’t scream “boyfriend” so much as he does “captor” or “cellmate.”

Jake only did a handful of movies beginning from 2002 to 2003, which is surprising given the loutish sexual menace he could generate on camera. Colt’s Reload casts him in a sunlit outdoor patio-set threeway with muscle blonds Trey Rexx and Tod Parker, while Mustang’s Iron Works again employs him as the bulkiest right angle of another lusty triangle completed by Paul Johnson and Filippo Romano. He’s Caesar’s (literal) dream man in Playing With Fire 3, the pair partaking in some pretty excellent tit play in a fire truck.

It’s director Blue Blake — forever fond of over-pumped, morally-challenged muscle heads — who I think understood Jake’s appeal and showcased his assets best. Blake cast him in something of a loose trilogy of features, and through them all, Jake excels at just being Jake: hard, lippy scowl glowering disdainfully, traipsing around all big-dicked with his perfectly trimmed pubes and high-sitting balls, using pussy boy underlings like so many disposable Kleenexes.

Lords of The Ring finds him picked up on the side of the road by muscle bottom fave Tom Katt — their glistening physiques soon enough undulating against one another to fine effect. Poor prag Jim Slade doesn’t stand a chance against his corrupt prison guard in Muscle Penitentiary, ending up singled out, eaten out, and busted out atop a desk, their chemistry scorching. It’s The Bouncer that should rightly be considered Jake’s signature movie, though, given that it’s his starring vehicle and he dominates every frame he’s in. It’s hard to pick a showstopper here. Is it his endless shower scene? Forcing himself on Jason Hawke in a locker room and making him his personal butt boy, this just after commanding one of his bald-headed enforcers to rape steroid moocher Slade in broad daylight? His climactic threeway with two greedy gardener sluts? I’ll presume that the movie’s tagline — “Don’t fuck with him” — is meant to be ironic.

In the end, Jake didn’t seem game to make a career out of porn, reportedly retiring out to either get into real estate or sell his brawn for the betterment of mankind. Whatever path he took, he’s still happy to show it off, proving that as long as there’s a webcam or iPhone in his near vicinity, Jake Gianelli will always be a fucking star.

Bitch.

3 CommentsLeave a Comment


  • paula

    3 years ago

    wow….so hot..wow

  • Blaine

    3 years ago

    Getting raped by knuckle draggers is the only kind of sex I like. A nice hard slap in the face ( to get my attention ), a punch in the stomach ( to stun me into compliance ) then, in one stroke, the hard plunge of his angry cock (to the hilt) in my ass, ( to complete the body shock )and a fast and furious jackhammer fuck that tears me up and leaves me sore and limping for several days afterward. If he taunts me, calls me names and spits on me while he’s raping me, so much the better. That’s the kind of man whose seed I’m always proud to carry in me.

  • John

    3 years ago

    Hunky man with hot cock!

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