Cole Is Here For You: Weekend Fratmen Alert

I think you’ll agree with me that there really isn’t any reason to write anything up about our featured Fratmen star (playing inside — and with himself — in the Inner Circle). I mean, the above picture is the very one that inspired the old Chinese proverb: “A Picture’s Meaning Can Express Ten Thousand Words.”

And this was, thankfully, before men had discovered overzealous manscaping. (Cole might have shaved his balls for you, but the rest of his fur hasn’t been tampered with).

Anyway … I mean, really… who wants to waste time reading ‘boy copy’ (as my editor John calls it), when you could just be inside, lubing yourself up, watching the video and administering some intense self-love stroking (as I call it) on yourself.

So. I’ll stop typing and shilling. Get inside now and enjoy Cole. In the Fratmen theater, in the Inner Circle. And have a good weekend.

All images ©2012 Fratmen.