What if you and your lover could have a designer son? The digital artist Harald Seiwert imagined just such a possibility when he Photoshopped these imaginary family portraits. The “son” in the middle, of course, is a hybrid fabrication, composed in equal parts of each partner’s features. (more…)
Incensed by all the air-time Mary, the Mother of God, gets from her appearances on taco shells and in the warp of window panes, Satan showed his face yesterday in darkest Indiana.
From CNN: " An Indiana pet store owner says he sees the image of Satan on the shell of a turtle that was the only survivor of a store fire … The image was not visible before the fire and Dora [the owner of the pet store] speculates the intense heat might have caused the shell’s color to change. " (more…)
I fucked a figure skating judge on an empty hotel ballroom floor so that the girl I was coaching would get a higher score. She did.
I have a friend who, after spending Saturday night at the baths, shit out a rubber on Tuesday.
I once blew a fat 60 yr. old manager of a KFC for a bucket of fried chicken. (more…)
"A conservative lawmaker is again drawing criticism for a bill he says is about gay rights but some of his colleagues say is about political posturing, " writes Mark Peters of the Portland Press Herald.
"State Rep. Brian Duprey, R-Hampden, wants the Legislature to forbid a woman from ending a pregnancy based on the projected sexual orientation of a fetus. He said the bill looks into the future in case scientists find what he described as a ‘homosexual gene.’”
Pul-leeze!
This is just more shameless Republican gay-baiting. Representative Duprey, who explained his bill on the Rush Limbaugh Show, is hoping to drive a wedge between liberals who identify primarily as pro-choice and those who identify primarily as pro-gay rights. (more…)
We can dream can’t we. What if George and Laura really had gotten some kick-ass shit back in their teenage Crawford years? Kitty Kelly wrote that Laura was a pot dealer and George, of course, was on the Conga line where things go better with coke. What if any of today’s ass-backward Republicans had tripped the Light Fantastic during the Sixties? (more…)
Once you’ve gotten the tits and ass lifted, the face done and the sex reassigned, you are, to put it gently, no longer of this world. You need a world of your own, one as engineered and self-determined as yourself. And now you can get in on the ground floor of just such a paradise. "The World Islands" — a collection of 300 man-made islands shaped to resemble the continents of the world, each one just large enough for "your estate home or dream resort" — is now on the market. (more…)
