Money’s too tight to mention.

Let’s face it — it’s an economic jungle out there, and a Handmaid’s Tale-esque near future looks imminent for us all.

So what’s a witty, studly writer/blogger to do when times get tough?

If you’re the enterprising Bucephalus Alexander (reference!), you get a webcam, whip that cock out, and crank it for the masses.

I’ll confess that I had zero frame of reference for webcam modeling when I interviewed the charming and statuesque Mr. Alexander (one of the few legitimate exhibitionists I’ve ever encountered), and so when we decided to have private session together — purely for research purposes — via Skype, I wondered if it would all be terribly awkward and strained, sort of like watching an animal in a zoo.

Wrong!

Maybe it’s the voyeuristic Body Double-style kink of having a complete stranger stripped to thrill and willing to follow your directive. It could be that the interactive nature of the exchange is a dream come true for a porn lover. It’s probably that Alexander — with his salt and pepper hair, classic ectomorphic physique that’s just made to boast clinging white briefs, and cathedral of a cock — radiates an affable, playful sexuality that made me feel like I was in the room with him.

Either way, this peeping tom definitely likes to watch. (read the full article)

To say earthbound colossus Colby Keller is a lot to handle in every sense can’t be understated; why we couldn’t even hope to accommodate him in a single interview! So now begins part two of our epic Q&A with the stubbly, crafty behemoth who’s a fusion of the soul of Che Guevara and the body of Peter Krause. Wussy straight boy models! Fuck the selfish Free Market! Porn Is Power! An explosive bareback gang bang swan song! Colby gave and gave some more, and boy are we proud of the conclusion. (read the full article)

Ask yourself this:

When you think of your favorite porn crushes, how often do you use descriptives like these?:

Brainy. Arty. Dorky. Approachable. Cuddly. Introverted. Literate. Chaplin-esque.

Meet Colby Keller, your Alterna-Gay Porn Heartthrob.

Whether you chalk up his popularity in an otherwise pretty uniform gay medium to a white collar (as in well-educated, not well-funded) labor shift or simply a big, bearded teddy bear doing what he has to in order to survive an upended Titanic of a 21st Century economy, Keller — above all else — comes off as disarmingly, sympathetically real.

A talented artist, gleeful sex hound, and unapologetic pinko sick to his dick of the myth of the all-providing Free Market, Colby Keller is as beloved for his brain as he is for his brawn, waxing intellectually on his excellent blog Big Shoe Diaries, adorning his frame with poetry, and partaking in naked drunk dance parties — complete with playful hat montage!

The scintillating and ever-candid Mr. Keller was gracious enough to allow this humble porn scribe a glimpse into his world, the culmination of which I think we can all agree has resulted in…The…Greatest…Gay…Porn…Interview…Ever! (read the full article)

“My hobbies including $#@*!&#, guys, and @*&%$!% guys!”

Andy Warhol always liked two types of personalities: unconventionally attractive urban weirdies who were great talkers and pretty non-entities who made great scenery.

This falls somewhere between the kicky rise-to-fame montage from Valley of The Dolls and the playfully tragic gasoline fight from Zoolander.

“Did you ever think that maybe there was more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?!”

The late Joey Stefano, circa 1990 — an interview that not only led to OutWeek outing paramour David Geffen, but that seemed to poetically chronicle where Stefano had come from while presciently predicting where he would go.

All the requisite attributes for a not-long-bound-for-this-world icon are there: childhood sexual abuse, adolescent hypersexuality, the absent father, boundary-testing thrill-seeking, magnetic glamor with undercurrents of fateful despair, the effortless ability to tap into people’s most powerful desires with a projected emptiness waiting to be filled, the search for stardom down the long road to Hollywood, the burning-twice-as-bright period of glory, and the coming darkness you can almost see reflected in those faraway looks.

This is his Icarus moment.

Watch the whole thing.

Nightcharm: Hi Daniel. It’s Nightcharm calling.

Daniel Nardicio: Your timing is impeccable. I’m shopping right now.

Nightcharm: What are you shopping for?

Daniel: I’m at Michael Fina‘s which is pretty upscale. I’m looking at diamonds. I’m not actually going to buy diamonds nor do I wear diamonds but I like looking at them.

Nightcharm: I think I recall a picture of you having something to do with diamonds somehow.

Daniel: Really?

Nightcharm: I don’t know for sure. It seemed like maybe you had diamonds in your teeth, or you were wearing an enormous diamond necklace or something? (read the full article)