It’s an old joke but it’s making the rounds again:
It’s Show & Tell day in Johnny’s class and the subject is "What My Daddy Does for a Living." Johnny sweats it out as he waits his turn. Susie goes first. Her father is a fireman and he saves lives. One time his hand got burnt as he rescued a baby from a 6th floor window. Everybody Oohs. Kevin gets up next. His Dad is a cab driver and once he drove Mariah Carey to a rehab clinic. Everybody Ahhs. Finally it’s Johnny’s turn. He gets up in front of the class and looks around nervously. (more…)
