Handsome jock Kelan is a natural blonde with unnatural tendencies. Don’t let his angelic face fool you. Poor Kelan is an addicted masturbator. It’s been getting in the way of school and work. So he went to a psychiatrist where he learned the only possible treatment for his condition—masturbation in our Fratmen theater. His doc reasoned the only way to end Kelan’s stress and shame was for him to submit to the desire to masturbate. Sound advice for all of us.

And it may be that Kelan’s masturbation is contagious! His all-over dusting of light blonde hair and perfectly worked out body will give even the most mentally chaste of us some ideas. While his textbook tanline inspires a fetish for tanlines. Kelan (and his fortunate condition) are on display in the Inner Circle now. He needs you to watch.

Macho pig bottom Christian wrote up his birthday list and at the top was “giant ass-stretching dildo.” He tried to sign up for one at the Bed, Bath & Beyond gift registry but they no longer carry sex toys. So it’s bearded Latin stud Tony Serrano to the rescue in our Treasure Island theater.

Tony works shockingly huge toys into Christian’s hole, encouraging his boy and demanding submission. Christian takes everything Tony’s got—his mouth and hole gape open in unison. After using a series of toys (including a rubber crucifix!) Tony rams Christian bareback. Got to treat that birthday boy right! As a bonus, you get to check out Christian’s plump, smooth balls while he gets plowed.

See them fuck hard and raw in the Inner Circle now.

Handsome Buenos Aires boys Gerardo and Pablo have the onscreen chemistry of a classic movie pair. By classic movies, I mean the kind they showed in seedy 1978 post-Deep Throat XXX theaters.

Let’s take a moment to credit these groundbreaking adult theaters for the “pants around the ankles” look that remains so popular today.

Back to our hung and muscular Maximo Latino theater couple. The real-life plot is born-top Gerardo seduced his new buddy Pablo into fucking and sucking on camera. Gerardo flat out told Pablo he’d only play on film. See the spunk-filled result in the Inner Circle now. And while you’re at it, give the “pants around the ankles look” a try for yourself.

It’s not the infamous Go-Go Eddie’s fault he’s an insatiable fuck toy bottom slut. After the thousandth deep fuck, a certain button was pushed in him that just can’t be turned off. Our Treasure Island theater is happy to take advantage of his predicament by filming (and bringing you) the resulting sexual carnage.

This bonus scene from the modern bareback classic Bone Deep brings in four eager, huge-dicked fuckers to take care of our hero Eddie: Calvin, Ray Dalton, Sean Hunter and porn legend B.J. Slater. In a cameo, Trey Maddox adds the proper etiquette, serving as um—how to say this?—cum maid, cleaning up cocks and rimming as needed. What a prince!

See Eddie and his buds at their best now in the Inner Circle.

We recently introduced you to porn newbie Daniel Cummings and he’s already back for more in our Cruiser Boys theater. This time he gets lost by the train tracks and needs to use his permahard dick to find the way back. Since Daniel is pretty much lost in the big city of L.A. for real right now, getting lost by the train tracks is a metaphor. Though don’t tell him that because he won’t get it.

Hungry cocksucker and major cum-gusher Fabio agrees to help Daniel find his way but only if he gets fed properly first. If the pictures here make it seem like a one-sided affair, well that’s because it is. See the outdoor action now in the Inner Circle.

Deni is a 6′4″ European model who claimed to be straight. But once this smooth, lean gent got deep into jacking for our Fantasy Boys camera crew, he admitted he fantasizes about sex with guys. He blamed these thoughts on his overactive cock. While he jerks off multiple times a day and has sex with girls whenever he can, it’s not enough—he needs to fuck guys sometimes.

He says when he gets horny like that he can pick up a guy in one minute flat. Unlike the rough trade of the old days, he doesn’t need to be drunk first and he doesn’t get angry after. Instead, he’ll thank you and make sure your number is in his cell for the next time he wanders off the hetero path. Book your flight to Europe in the Inner Circle now.

Tonight’s Double Feature: Who’s Nailin’ Paylin and the, ahem, forthcoming Getting Levi’s Johnson.

Because it was inevitable.

Priceless ad copy:

You know these guys — great bod, great abs, great…wait a minute — everything Butt-A-Face! Ya know, the guy you’d pick up in the last few minutes before closing time at the bar, only after you’ve had a few. See these Butt-A-Face boys get fucked, sucked & jacked off on. It’s like going to the bar, but it won’t cost you and you’ll get laid.

Safe to presume that agents received some livid phone calls after this hit the shelves.