Yep, Parker, one of our most popular Cruiser Boys is back…with his electric-blue eyes, beguiling smile, magic abs, and bubble ass (that he just loves to grab while working his cock towards liquid highs — did I just write that?).

So what if he’s bisexual, he loves getting head, regardless your gender. Wanna apply? Want more Parker? Get inside and start exploring.

OK, so it’s Friday and I’m trying to get out of the office, (it was 91 degrees here yesterday and I was stuck inside sorting back issues of Freshmen mag! Fuck!)

Anyway, David and the rest of the crew left early — so I started trawling around our recent updates in the Maximo Latino galleries and video theater and, well, one thing led to another — and I started jacking off to the vid clips of these two very sizzling Latin guys, Christopher and Pablo (above; duh). Unfortunately I came like crazy and lost my enthusiasm for writing much more about them (it’s good to stay horned-up when you’re writing ‘boy copy’). But you can tell by these pics that they’ve got a lot going on. Yes? The guy with the long hair is particularly hot, and knows how to bottom like a wild man.

Fuck, my bus is coming at 4:30.

And I’m supposed to come up with something ironic and off-the-wall about these two guys, but I can’t think of anything. So what’s wrong with just saying CHECK IT OUT? You won’t be disappointed. Directions: SIGN UP NOW > Inner Circle> Maximo Latino. >The May collection of hombres. Yeeeeeha!

If you’re in Seattle tonight maybe I’ll catch you guys at R-Place. C ya.

Who could resist a headline like this? Not me.

And besides, when you’ve got porn as hot as this, well, it is really swell.

New in the Cruiser Boys theater: Rusty and Steve are tall, muscular, well equipped, stoners surfers.

Rusty invites Steve over to the small beach cottage that he’s house sitting. They share a bowl. Rusty puts the cat outside and some porn flicks on the DVR. And then, well, you can see from these teaser shots shot that it isn’t long before longboards are being ridden. Steve’s stamina pays off as Rusty takes rides him to the finish. Wow, I guess this is what ’surfing the web’ is all about.

It’s such a great way to spend a springtime evening. We’re jealous.

Catch all the pics and videos inside. Surf’s really up.

I think you’ll agree with me that there really isn’t any reason to write anything up about our featured Fratmen star (playing inside — and with himself — in the Inner Circle). I mean, the above picture is the very one that inspired the old Chinese proverb: “A Picture’s Meaning Can Express Ten Thousand Words.”

And this was, thankfully, before men had discovered overzealous manscaping. (Cole might have shaved his balls for you, but the rest of his fur hasn’t been tampered with).

Anyway … I mean, really… who wants to waste time reading ‘boy copy’ (as my editor John calls it), when you could just be inside, lubing yourself up, watching the video and administering some intense self-love stroking (as I call it) on yourself.

So. I’ll stop typing and shilling. Get inside now and enjoy Cole. In the Fratmen theater, in the Inner Circle. And have a good weekend.

All images ©2009 Fratmen.

Damn, we are so sorry.

We completely forgot to mention the holiday yesterday.

And that is so unlike us. As you know we’ve offered tributes in the past to that most special of special ladies in our lives.

Can you forgive us?

So, Dear Mothers Who Visit Nightcharm, here’s a little big something — just for you:

Born on the island of Puerto Rico, Antonio Biaggi is one chrome dome who brings a smile to every mom’s face.

In fact, it’s not hard to imagine the pride his own mom must feel, having delivered to the world a man with one of the largest cocks in the history of Giant Cock-ness. His Sequoia of Flesh stands, uncut, at an an awe-inspiring eleven inches. And please, don’t get us waxing poetic about his similarly astounding low-hanging balls!

Here’s some other facts about Antoni: He lived for several years in Miami, Florida before settling in San Francisco, California. (more…)

We first saw Johnny when he appeared one day in our yard, tapping at the window. He was scruffy and unshaven and hungry. Naturally, our heart went out to him. Did we mention he wore nothing but a saggy pair of gym shorts?

He spoke in halting English as he accepted the baloney sandwich we were eating. To our astonishment, he claimed he had been raised by … What was that again, Johnny?

Wolves.

Don’t bullshit an old bullshitter, kid. What gives? (more…)

When April descends on Seattle, we strip down to the bare minimum allowed by law (sometimes less) to head outdoors and endure the sweltering heat, and that classic Northwest humidity. With thermometers busting through the 65° Fahrenheit mark, we might be suffering, but we’re also looking at unclothed boys.

Boys like Dominic, the newest Fratmen model featured by our members area, The Inner Circle.

It doesn’t do anything to lower the temperature, but it’s another kind of relief, to be sure.

According to our in-house archive of the definitions and origins of baby names, “Devlin” is of Gaelic origin, and means “stricken by misfortune” or “of terrible boldness.” While it is impossible for us to discern the personal burdens Devlin carries from day to day, we’re pleased to report that he is in excellent physical condition and seems to be of the strong, silent persuasion — not that it stopped him from stripping off his clothes and posing with a sex toy for the Nightcharm Inner Circle Fantasy Boys theater.

That was probably the terrible boldness coming into play.

Hot redheads hold a very special place in our pants, and so we’re quite chuffed to present such an excellently masculine example, Devlin, in our members area.