Sean Cody star Calvin knows how to take dick. Especially when he has no choice. As good-natured and smiley as handsome, permahard co-star Jess is, when he wants to fuck, he’s going to fuck. That means stuffing his long prick down the throat of sweet-faced Calvin. And that means pounding Calvin’s tight ass. Nothing’s better than a hung bottom when his dick throbs and bounces in rhythm to the fucking, right?

Jess is primed and Calvin’s got the closest and tightest hole. Pick two guys at your gym that you’d dream of seeing naked together. See them strip and play grab ass, and fuck and suck until they spunk. Now here’s that dream fuck for you. Bonus tight abs on Jess. Watch them flex as he humps. He needs to release an exercise video called Fuck Your Way to 6 Pack Abs, before Hollywood hot bods Ryan Reynolds or Chris Evans beat him too it.

Check out Jess and Calvin at Sean Cody right now.

These are exhibitionist studs. They know you’re watching so they get hard. When they get hard, you get hard. When you get hard, you watch. You can’t beat that kind of pornographic logic, can you? Head to Sean Cody.

Beefy daddy Nick Marino plugs muscle bottom Joey Milano in our Jake Cruise theater. Italian cock meets Italian hole and everyone wins! They’re a perfectly paired macho couple who both love to show off. Want to see them in action? Join the Inner Circle now.

Chaos Men superstar Parker is a blonde jock with a huge cock and a perfect body. He’s got a killer smile that draws you in. And look out for that muscle butt. It means he can pound and pound until whatever lucky dude is on the receiving end grunts, moans and squeals.

Handsome, tan-lined Silas does bottom duty this time. Hey, did you know that assfucking is one of the best ass workouts for the top? Kinda like doing a hundred squats a minute.

If we could just find a way to harness the power of Parker’s ass, we could light a city. Or at least start up your car when the batteries are dead. The dude is powerful.

Head to Chaos Men now and watch long-dicked Parker fucking wreck hole! Oh yeah, they do it totally bareback and pretty boy Silas looks really good loaded with cum.

Handsome, cocky partier Hayden Kane spills his drink in a high class night club with a zero tolerance policy for stuck up slobs. It’s up to rough and tumble bouncer Nathan Price to decide spoiled Hayden’s punishment: suck Stefan Stewart’s huge cock! Oh yeah, Stefan is straight, but puts up with (then loves!) his cock getting sucked by a dude. It’s a damn pretty sight.

Burly Nathan guides the proceedings (including getting his tongue up Hayden’s pucker) then can’t resist stuffing his prick in the guy’s tight asshole. Featuring uncut pricks, spunk-crazed fuckers and a nasty double pounding, you definitely want to check out V.I.P. at UK Naked Men.

P.S. I wish this happened to me when I spilled my drink at Banana Republic. But there’s just not as many nude, hung, muscled, testosterone-crazed British dudes working there as there used to be. Lucky we’ve got UK Naked Men!

Porn, to me, can be boiled down to my simple need to admire large, gorgeous cock. I don’t really know what else it’s for, even as the studios labor to ensure that there are impressive train explosions or musical numbers sprinkled throughout the boffing. I can’t be alone when I say "Show me the dick."

Here’s a collection of the current crop of meat-rods that most reliably hold my attention.

Barrett Long has starred in what seems like hundreds of uninspired videos. Luckily, with a dick like his, inspiration is purely optional. It’s best when he’s demanding and talks dirty, of course. I dug his solo scene in Playback (available from Movie Mountain along with tons of his other videos), his recent stuff on My Brother’s Hot Friend (especially the scene where he destroys Kurt Wildwood’s cute little butt) and all that skeevy early stuff for Dink Flamingo.

Anton Adamos (a.k.a. Petri Kent, Axel Cane) is an enigma. I can’t tell you ten words about the man besides that timeless and sort of mysterious art shots of him have drifted all over the net over the past five years, and some of them look like they were taken in the ’80s while others look like modern studio shots. The only commercial video I know of which features him is Bel Ami’s XL Files Volume 3.

Harry Louis, a fixture on UK Naked Men, is known secondarily for his cute, perpetual smile, dangerous body, deep brown eyes, and primarily for his submarine-sandwich-style cock. No matter what strange get-up they put him in, or what sort of gaudy set they film him on, the godly cock is the main attraction. Don’t bother trying to look at anything else.

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Trade. Jailbird. Gay for Pay.

Those would be the names for the men seen in these photos.

Men from the San Francisco of a quarter century ago, tattooed drifters picked up from lowlife saloons along the Tenderloin, in the lobbies of boozy single-men hotels, outside of store-front clinics where you could sell your blood by the pint.

David Hurles came upon these idle, pent-up studs like a stroke of good luck, a chance to make some easy money, and all they had to do was jerk off while he snapped pictures and made tapes of them talking about their lives.

A skinny unassuming guy, Hurles had made a name for himself in locally produced porn reels, thanks to his oversized organ and his double-jointed ability to auto-fellate (always an ice-breaker).

Now he was in business for himself: “Old Reliable” as he called his “tape and picture” company, and as he himself became known to millions of mail-order fans with a taste for sexy psychos.

Hurles specialized in an extreme type of marginalized man. Rough trade is too tame a word. These guys seemed to be fresh out of Alcatraz and two steps away from San Quentin.

Their arrogant sneers and frequent bird-flipping at the camera seemed to dismiss not merely the gay viewer but the whole stinking world. They appealed to an intense sort of bottom man — one who thrilled to their bullying trash talk, to the torrents of rage, the hint of violence. (read the full article)

Geremias has a massive, curved, uncut prick. It keeps growing and growing and growing, completely disproportionate to his taut little body. I’m going to be cruel here and say his third leg captures my attention so much, I will forgive his average mug. I’m sure he’d look better up top if he relaxed and smiled or smized (shout out to ANTM) or you know, “made love” to the camera.

But wouldn’t you be nervous hauling out your giant meat on camera for the first time too? He’s not about to fade into porn obscurity. He’s no longer anonymous. The camera is not a gloryhole (um, unless you’re John Waters).

Hey, you know what else besides his dick is disproportionate in these times? The egos of the cast of Logo TV’s new Real Housewives knock-off The A List: New York. I’m not even linking to it here as that would imply a recommendation.

Frankly, I’m using the gaynormous dick of Mr. Geremias to cleanse my palate. See cause he can totally reach my palette (if he could stop jacking that thick shaft and working that long foreskin for just a second).

You’ll need to go to our Maximo Latino theater to see this hot as hell freak of nature. Join the Inner Circle now, drop your pants and well, you know, A-list all over yourself.

Tight bottomed, stud puppy Turk is back in our Cruiser Boys theater! While Turk’s in the shower, majorly handsome, muscular, goateed peeper Justin breaks into his hotel room.

He spies on Turk’s lean, smooth body in the shower before being discovered. And no, Turk does not call security. Rather he freely presents himself as the fine sexual object he is. Wouldn’t you?

The perfectly matched, dark-haired, nicely toned pair work up a sweat fucking and sucking hard. Whatever Justin was there to steal, he forgets, because all he ends up with is a sweet, tight ass milking his dick. Oh wait, I bet that’s what he wanted in the first place!

Watch this hot duo in the Inner Circle now. It’s your chance to peep on a peeper.

The newest star in our Cruiser Boys theater is a frontrunner for the Out of Control Orgasm Face of the Century Award. And it’s just 2010! Turk’s got a baby face with a well-earned devilish glint. Plus he’s the proud owner of a hot little body, cute fucking prick and beautiful ass. He strips, soaks in the tub, then climbs up on the counter for a deep dildo fuck and jack session.

When he finally squirts, we get a top down view which perfectly captures every shudder, shake and twitch. Hollywood hypes all those new, in your face 3-D movies (Real D is it called?) but none of them give you Turk’s mindblowing orgasm in complete detail. To quote Turk on his performance: “unhhh unhhhh oh oh ohhh fuck fuck fuck unhhhh uhhhh uhhhh aahhhhhh!”

This is a fresh young guy blowing his load for you, inviting you into the locked bathroom where he takes care of his deep, private needs. Join the Inner Circle now to watch our boy Turk in action!

Latino bottom Gianni is the kind of guy who’d make you a four course dinner (while wearing nothing under his apron), give you a foot rub (while his dick throbbed) and listen attentively to how you’re day went (while he lubed his hole). This guy is eager to please!

Gianni’s lean, worked out and ultra-flexible body and very handsome (and fuckable) face all combine to make blonde top Rex a lucky man. So what happens when top meets bottom in our Cruiser Boys theater? Gianni’s fuck face is what happens. Rex is a good strong top with a party-sized dick. This is a solid, interracial fuck where both guys get what they want and need.

Join the Inner Circle now to watch the sparks fly! You might end up with a fuck face of your own.

Warning: Sometimes fuck faces freeze in action (and are tough to explain at church).