
“It’s finger-lickin’ GOOOOOD!” — Near Dark
“…they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It’s like a whole big sucking thing.” — Buffy The Vampire Slayer
“You’ll be my foot stool. And at my command, you’ll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you’ll be my dog, your new name will be ‘Spot.’ Welcome to slavery.” — From Dusk Till Dawn
“Are you into any kind of banging?” — The Lair of The White Worm
“The joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of a cunning craftsman.” — The Wisdom of Crocodiles
“Why is my ass wiggling?” — Day Watch
“The blood of these whores is killing me!” — Andy Warhol’s Dracula









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