I think we can all agree that movies and television have taught us that the world is chock full of beautiful, nubile girls ready to spread for vampires, werewolves, and other creatures who could very easily kill them.
It’s easy to overlook that we (the Gays) want to nail monsters too, and now we’re that much more able to approximate that dream thanks to the enterprising folks at Bad Dragon — purveyors of frankly awesome horror-, sci-fi-, and fantasy-themed sex toys perfect for those who like some monster wad in their Monster Squad.
So as a director, you hire a witty, randy, gay Scottish actor to slum it up in your Z-grade, mostly-dubbed over monster epic. He likely takes the job as an excuse for a vacation in an exotic setting, and he’s obviously laughing during sequences that are supposed to be tense and harrowing.
The time comes to shoot a key moment of romance between he and the film’s wooden leading lady after the horrible demise of another character.
I am putting all of my issues with gay stereotypes aside because this is hilarious and I adore Second City. This is for all of those girls who could have made better decisions with the help of a gay friend. Like I always say, behind every great man is an even greater woman, and behind that woman is a gay man.Read More...
I’m a devoted comic enthusiast, yet I don’t really go for traditional mainstays like superheroes, secret identities, and metahuman powers. I like ‘em weird: monsters, ghosts, antipathy, loners, zombies, black humor, crime, and teenage girls who kill things. Add a gay twist to any or all of the above and I’m there.
You want wacky? How about a chronicling of methalhead muscle monsters Henry Rollins and Glenn Danzig living together as partners and experiencing the tribulations of a long-term relationship?
The best of Mr. Humphries from Are You Being Served?Read More...
A gay parody of pretty much every male grooming product ad that should be expressly marketed to gay men but feels compelled to tack-on a chick at the end who nuzzles the male model’s silky-smooth cheek or runs her fingers through his well-conditioned locks.Read More...
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