
I think we can all agree that movies and television have taught us that the world is chock full of beautiful, nubile girls ready to spread for vampires, werewolves, and other creatures who could very easily kill them.
It’s easy to overlook that we (the Gays) want to nail monsters too, and now we’re that much more able to approximate that dream thanks to the enterprising folks at Bad Dragon — purveyors of frankly awesome horror-, sci-fi-, and fantasy-themed sex toys perfect for those who like some monster wad in their Monster Squad.
Who hasn’t watched Fright Night or Xtro and thought, damn — I’d like to fuck that (guilty)? Forget about figurative devil dicks and monster cocks — check out David The Werewolf (above), Duke The Bad Dragon, and The Xenogen. The Tentacle can double as the perfect bookend for your Lovecraft compendium, and there’s even The Anthro Dragoness for all those troubled malajusts who like pussy (gross!).


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