
Fabulicious is the only word in our arsenal of demented gay superlatives to describe it.
And no, it’s not that Jodie Foster may or may not have just come out — stunned and shaken as we would be by such an announcement.
Nor is it the national confusion we’re all going through trying to keep the Petersons straight: Is it Stacy or Laci who is the current missing, presumed dead wife? Is it Drew or Scott — both stud-muffin names — who is the despicable, unlovable, unredeemable rascal in the windowless cell on death row that we’d love to fuck anyway?
Even the announcement of the Golden Globe nominations this morning — the most deeply meaningless trophies in show business – are not what’s making us crazy right now — though we are overjoyed to see that Keira Knightly is finally getting her due as the greatest actress of our time — a status once held in a long ago Hollywood by that delightful (but forgotten — why, why, why?) minx, Pia (with a Z) Zadora!
What has made us dig to the bottom of our dementia bag to come up with the rare gem fabulicious is the current collision between East and West that is gushing forth rivers of kitsch in the most nutso campaign video ( what!) ever. Put on your dazzle glasses, boys, because Christmas has come a little early this year: (read the full article)


Patroness of the Checkout Counter, Mystic Rose of the Tabloids, Guardian of Children in Every Color of The Rainbow.

It’s this fan-tastic coverboy on the
We’ll be the first to admit it. Bringing our queer eye to the art museum is somewhat redundant.
It’s called Rainbow Country.
Supersize me, baby.
Not since Liberace have we seen such unabashed queer showmanship!
We loved the way his act began as he walked toward the camera with hard, purposeful steps, crossing one leg over the other in the manner of a showgirl — to the string accompaniment of Feelings.
In The Passion of the Crawford, now playing the
Ah, to be a pole dancer in a strip club! (like Elizabeth Berkley in the fabled pussy extravaganza
The longing that Alison Jiear expresses in the song is quite touching and one of the opera’s suite of showstoppers (which also includes “Chick with a Dick” and a wife-stealing tranny
This Cat is in Heat! Our story so far. Camili-Cat is a
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