In art school, his naked-man fantasias were dismissed as frivolous — even as he continued to win scholarship after scholarship.

“I took delight in horrifying all the tutors with naked bodies and massive dicks,” says British artist Matthew Stradling. “The images had filtered into my work from porno magazines. The tutors were all serious academics. Their concerns were for the very dry, almost scientific aspects of art, which I really had no time for. I wanted to see SENSUALITY and I wanted to see it BIG! It was my coming out as an artist.” (more…)

Before women’s lib. Before Maude. Before Harriet Miers — there was Endora.

FACT FILE: Endora is a 1,000-year-old witch — though if you saw her pop up suddenly on top of a lampshade — a favorite perch — you’d swear she couldn’t be a day over 999. With her radioactive-blue eye shadow, Lucy red hair, and brilliant lips, Endora tends to be as much Auntie Mame as Wicked Witch of the West. She has eschewed witchy weeds for flowing diva robes in clashing purple-green combos. (more…)

"And a porn star shall lead them…."

Above Ed Fury, former Hercules, last seen 1995 in the straight-to- video Dinosaur Valley Girls ( "Disappointing," wrote one commentator on the Internet Movie Database site, "I was expecting a sex comedy with dinosaurs! All I got was women who expose their breasts now and then.") Ed Fury, sexual preference unknown, but here seen in his homo-sensation AMG modeling days — which is good enough for us. Please welcome Field Marshall General Ed Fury as we go into the fray to do battle with the Entire Fucking World!

There they are, glinting in the sun — swords , scimitars, morningstars – arrayed against us. The Christers, the Republicans, the Islamo-fascists — all great pals in this one. Talk about your sex comedy with dinosaurs! (more…)

Dead actresses — can we ever get enough of them? No, frankly, we can’t. (more…)

"I once took part in an orgy like the ones I draw," says French-Canadian illustrator Patrick Fillion, whose Class Comics has been delivering rock-hard cock and ripped physiques to Superhero fans for the last three years. "But I decided I was more into the 1-on-1 stuff than the 1-on-5." (more…)

Is the Hottest Woman in the Solar System really a Bratz doll?

We don’t know, but when we look at Angelina Jolie, we get a little glow on and the propeller on our caps start spinning and we think maybe we’re not sooooooo queer, after all. But then again, we feel the same way about Bratz dolls, and they are HIGH HOLY QUEER BAIT!

After Ellen.com, an all-lesbian-all-the-time site that we kinda love (from a respectful distance, of course) had this to say about Angelina’s unfair living-doll advantages: "Angelina Jolie was named sexiest woman in the world by FHM magazine this week, making it the eleventy billionth time she’s won a "sexiest woman" poll (slightly edging out her 10.999 billion wins in the Female Celebrity I’d Most Like to Sleep With poll category). Seriously, guys, why don’t you have a poll for the Sexiest Woman Who Isn’t Angelina Jolie, just to give the other women a shot?"

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Pierre & Gilles have been a source of luridly-colored homoerotic joy ever since they first met at a party in Paris — Pierre, a magazine photographer; Gilles a middle-school art teacher — and became partners in art (as well as lovers), celebrating pop-mythology at its most homosexual and kitsch.

They have been out there since 1976, becoming so wildly fashionable that everyone hip passing through Paris — from Catherine Deneuve to Boy George to Jeff Stryker — sat in some stage of undress for their portraits. Not straight-forward portraits, you understand, but ones touched by whimsy and — dare we say it? – fairy dust. Deneuve, for starters, was re-imagined as a fairytale princess, Boy George as the Indian god Shiva playing a flute, and Jeff Stryker as a shirtless devil in sequined gold horns and sequined gold pants. (more…)