The Last Word

By An Unpaid Intern / Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011 / (3) Comments

Drab Habitation of Whom?
Tabernacle or Tomb –
Or Dome of Worm –
Or Porch of Gnome –
Or some Elf’s Catacomb?

– Emily Dickinson

The Last Word

By Nightcharm / Sunday, April 17th, 2011 / (2) Comments

“Now let’s you just drop them pants.”
– Deliverance

The Last Word

By An Unpaid Intern / Friday, March 18th, 2011 / (2) Comments

“It’s every band’s right, you shouldn’t have to do fucking Glee. And then the guy who created Glee is so offended that we’re not, like, begging to be on his fucking show… fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee.
I watched ten minutes. It’s not my thing
The Glee guy, what a fucking jerk. Slash was the first one.

The Last Word

By Nightcharm / Saturday, February 26th, 2011 / (1) Comment

“Obviously the cherubs are boys so my thought behind it is that at some point my boys are going to need to look after me and that’s what they’re doing in the picture. Everything has a meaning. It’s just sometimes I wake up and I think, you know, I’ve got an idea of an image I would like on me. Some people love tattoos, some people don’t.

The Last Word: Primetime Is The New Bare-Bulbed Basement

By Nightcharm / Thursday, February 10th, 2011

“Restore 1791. Restore the ideas — not the slavery — don’t be four years old!”
How oh how could giving a national TV platform to a mentally disturbed, serial killer-haired wackadoo with prop comic aspirations and a penchant for playing dress-up not work out in the long term?

The Last Word

By David K. / Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

“Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, and still call yourself Pro-Life.”
“Actual Train Wrecks take all the fun out of Michele Bachmann.”
– actor/comedian John Fugelsang, who’s lately become a notably acerbic and cutting voice for the Left.

The Last Word

By Nightcharm / Friday, January 14th, 2011

“I’m tall and almost 230 pounds. I don’t look like I have anything but a big dick compared to someone who’s 5-foot-8-inches. My cock looks larger because it’s on me, but it’s in proportion. I’m tall and thin. I don’t look like I have anything but a big dick standing there. But if you’re only 5-foot-8 with that dick it looks like a monster.”
“I mean, everybody here is 9 to 9 1/2 inches.

The Last Word: Throwing Shade At The Travolta Closet

By An Unpaid Intern / Sunday, December 12th, 2010 / (1) Comment

“Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.”
– Carrie Fisher discussing John Travolta — currently threatening legal action against Gawker for fanning the flames regarding his alleged penchant for cruising gay spas — in The Advocate.