And then there’s Maude,
And then there’s Maude.

Entrance to Abercrombie & Fitch, New York City
It’s called niche marketing. (Excellent product placement.)

It’s Not Easy Being Green

Hunky protester Josh Brown, a member of the Climate Change Ski Team, being arrested after he ran up to Australian prime minister John Howard and demanded to know what the leader was doing about global warming. “There’s no snow, no snow,” cried the distraught Speedo-wearing beauty as he was hauled away. July in Australia is mid-winter.

hattip to Nightcharm reader Stephen Rader, who dubbed Brown “My New Imaginary Boyfriend.”

Justin likes the meat game. Actually, as he says here: “I love it!” (more…)

We just solved our summer reading list quandary.

Discreet Young Gentleman: All hell breaks loose when Dean Smith, Earl of Carwick, is tricked into being discovered in the company of Rob, a handsome male prostitute.

The Price of Temptation: Stephen Clair, the notorious Earl of St. Joseph, has a lover he can’t afford, a social calendar that’s out of control and a libido that rules his life.

Any questions?

It’s called a Sugar RUSHHHHHH

The boy in the cap is Canadian porn star Pierre Fitch,
the new Joey Stefano

Goodbye baby — and amen!

“Like many fanatical preachers, Falwell was especially disgusting in exuding an almost sexless personality while railing from dawn to dusk about the sex lives of others.”
More Hitchens on Falwell

OMYGAWD!

It’s our favorite porn dream come true! Whenever these two outrageously cute American Idols hit the stage our wicked minds race to undress them. Then we toss blond-streaked Blake and hypnotically slate-eyed Chris together and … well, wait to see what pops up.

And we thought it was a dream. And guess what! It is, apparently. Courtesy of Photoshop…

OR IS IT?

hat tip to Towleroad