
Legalized same-sex marriage. The G.O.P. in shambles. A biracial Democrat — in Republican parlance, a foreign devil — in the White House.
White, entitled, angry Christians are apparently the new self-appointed minority. And they’re not taking it well.
We’ve been there. It’s tough being an underclass. You’ve had to bear the burden for a whole three months. Still, you need to parcel out your vitriol. Otherwise, you run the risk of hitting the wall.
Don’t get us wrong — your White Panic is rabidly visceral, but it just seems so unfocused. We can tell you from experience that you have to pick your battles. Frankly, we can’t keep all the splinter groups — Birthers, Teabaggers, God Warriors, Minute Men, and Purity Ringers — straight. It all just looks like a torch-wielding crowd of villagers ready to storm Castle Frankenstein to us. (more…)











