Fleshburn!: A Brawny Daddy’s Harrowing Plight In Bondage
By Shawn Baker / Tuesday, April 26th, 2011 / (8) CommentsLook at this poor, poor sexy bastard. He’s clearly in a very, very bad way.
Whatever are we to infer about him based on this troubling image? What dire misfortune has befallen such a brawny muscle bear who clearly fights on the side of Life, Liberty, and Justice? You just know his hands are bound behind his back in this photo — clenching, crimson, chapped with impunity toward his ignoble plight.
Slut In The Shower: A Eurotrash Gay Porn Fantasy Bites The Dust
By Shawn Baker / Monday, April 18th, 2011 / (1) CommentIt’s one of those humiliating scenarios that can only ever take place in the movies, and when I saw it as a kid, I secretly hoped, wished, dreamed that it would happen to me.
Beverly D’Angelo plays it to perfection in National Lampoon’s European Vacation: as Mrs. Griswold, she performs a sultry if ill-advised torch song/strip tease for hubby before the family’s new video cam, which ultimately leads to their ensuing sex play being accidentally caught on tape when he sets the thing down and neglects to turn it off.
The Hard Rider: The Search For A Real Life Biker Sex Machine
By Shawn Baker / Tuesday, April 5th, 2011 / (2) CommentsI’m starting to think that hot-ass bikers are like unicorns — I’ve seen them in print, on TV, and in my head, but I’ve never actually crossed paths with one in real life. Not once.
They turn up in gay porn movies. They look great splayed over their hogs in magazine pictorials. They’re always welcome at Gay Pride. Still, the real deal is always a let down for me — lots of wasted-looking slobs, obvious weekend warriors, and shallow-grave-digging highway killers.
Watchmen: Straddling A Hazy Ethical Line With The Night Sentinels
By Shawn Baker / Monday, March 28th, 2011 / (2) CommentsPretty much every type of uniform is arousing to gay men, but I’ll admit that nothing excites me quite as much as security guard regalia.
There’s just something nastily low-rent about them — be it holding sentry over a liquor store or swaggering around a seedy prefab strip mall — that I think makes them perfect fantasy fodder for gay porn, a medium that hasn’t managed to take advantage of their obvious plot value in the way that straight porn has.
Breaking News: A Palm Tree Grows In Wisconsin
By Nightcharm / Thursday, March 3rd, 2011 / (5) CommentsWisconsin labor protests are clearly organized by shadowy Leftist organizations because the signs are well spelled.
Nice balmy weather they’re having out there in Wisconsin, too.
State of Emergency!: Porn Shortage Threatens U.S., Riots Imminent
By Administrator / Thursday, February 10th, 2011 / (1) CommentMassive Snowstorm Leaves Thousands Without Access To Pornography
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By Shawn Baker / Friday, January 21st, 2011 / (2) CommentsRadio’s Midweek Politics/The David Pakman Show’s David Pakman here gets to experience the On Air equivalent of me being subjected to one of my crazy uncle’s diatribes about the Military surgically implanting a monitoring device inside him.
David supplies my “Bitch, please” eye-rolling and numb tuning-out, while the Ultra-Conservative (and uniformly gorgeous) tinfoil mad hatters of organizations that have “Family,” “American,” “Research,” “Values,” or “Marriage” in their titles bring the wackitude.
Hungry Are The Damned: Christian Charity At Work
By An Unpaid Intern / Sunday, January 16th, 2011 / (4) Comments
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