May 2001

Stuck In The Middle With You

It's that time again. Yes, after a long winter absence, I've awakened from my winter hibernation and scratched my hairy belly, looking around for something to gnaw on. My attempts to move to California have utterly failed as dotcom after dotcom gets flushed down the toilet. I couldn't have picked a more volatile job market. But what else would I do for easy cash that doesn't involve lowering one's self esteem?

So I'm still here in Klansas Shitty...er...Kansas City.

Something that's always bothered me about people here is the veiled racism they carry with them in their carry-ons, along with the rest of the emotional baggage. I'm absolutely sure it goes on in other places around this country; I'm just writing what I know. What I think of the "gay community" aside, racism is a huge problem that goes to its very core.

Some things I've heard gay people say about non-whites over the years make me insane, like, "Chocolate makes my skin break out", "I would sleep with one, if I was sure my belongings would be there in the morning", "I'm just not turned on by them", or the one I hear the most because people assume I'm a rebel-flag-waving Nazi, "I wish they'd all go back to Africa." These are the same people that if threatened by a comment or action against them because they were queer or gay, they'd have a conniption.

To give Kansas City its due, though, they do have a group called Men of All Colors Together, a group for guys who don't see color as a barrier to relationships, dating and sex.

Somebody once said that it takes all kinds to make the world go 'round, but it really shouldn't have to. I could do without the racist comments fags make because they think they are witty. It only shows how ignorant they are. I feel sorry for all the great people they are missing out on hooking up with. I mentioned to an acquaintance while out someplace that a black guy with short dreads was way sexy. My acquaintance's expression and silence spoke volumes. He wouldn't be caught dead making out with a black guy, much less sleeping with him. I did my best to ignore the guy until he went away so I could make a move towards the guy with the dark skin.

We chat a little bit and he's one of these smooth operator types. Deep, silky voice and a smile to charm the pants off of you. Yep, off came my pants back at my place. We sucked and fucked in three different positions, with lots of hot body contact and kissing, all of which I approve of. I could imagine what both of our bodies looked like next to each other, his dark skin and my pasty white ass. It still puts a smile on my face.

Don't pass up an opportunity to bust a nut simply because of race. I've never had boring sex with black man or a Hispanic guy. Every time I've hooked up with a sexy, hunk of dark meat I've never been disappointed. Black men love to fuck, in my experience, and take you there and back. The Hispanic guys I've been with are great bottoms, smell great, and are eager to please. Asian guys don't have small dicks in my experience, either. All the ethnically diverse men I've boned all talk dirty during intercourse, and I go crazy for that.

Fag bars are bad places to meet guys -- slim pickins. I hate when I get hit on by a screaming queen. What's even worse is getting hit on by a black, Hispanic, or Asian guy screaming queen. It's almost as if their slice of society is demanding they act like Little Richard because it's the only way to be accepted. For chrissakes, when you step up to me to hit on me, butch it up! Being a sissy is learned behavior. Be a man. Regardless. The last image I want in my head before I leave a fag bar empty-handed is some guy I thought was hot trying to cram his half-hard dick up my ass, with a ridiculous lisp and a handbag.

Past sex, on a deeper level, let's just take a look at what mainstream gay media puts forth as reading material, movies, and on websites like gay.com. Everything looks so white. I can't think of any coupling of interracial or dark-skinned fags or dykes in movies, but that could be due to the fact I can't stand "gay movies" because their plots are so weak. Gay websites feature nothing but white faces as models, porn stars, and writers on their front pages. The Queer As Folk show that everyone seems to be watching (and which makes me ill) has nothing but white actors. Is that how gay people wish to be seen? I think you know what the answer is.



Go to my page dammit!