John Calendo Living dangerously, the boys did not cover that gorgeous couch in plastic. They will soon regret that. In about two seconds. The mix-and-no-match pillows are a treat to the eye, sort of a tour of fabric samples. I love that the boy has removed his glasses and holds them ready to be put back on. Monica must have her fantasy, however brief.
	Heather Corinna "Hey, Joe? I'm glad you're getting head and all, but have you given any thought at all to those pillows I showed you in the Pottery Barn catalog yet? I just really think we don't have enough throw pillows."
	Jim Buck What a glorious slice of contemporary American life! This moving portrait of a modern family shows the lengths to which today's single parents will go to serve as both mother and father to their children. This hard-working mom -- surrounded by bolts and bolts of fabric she uses in the millinery she runs out of her garage -- knows that her young boys are growing up. Every time she bathes them, she sees a new patch of hair sprouting from a different part of their young, nubile bodies. Today, she has chosen to have "The Talk" with them, scrupulously detailing every bit of the birds' and bees' activities and demonstrating with utmost attention to detail the correlatives in human mating ritual. Her devoted sons return her love by watching her actions closely and taking copious mental notes. Who needs Dorothea Lange, I ask?
	David K When I saw the blonde's carefully-held-to-the-side specs, I knew immediately that that was a wig and just a homo with a fat ass administering frat house flavored BJs on another "I'm bored...whadda you wanna do?" Saturday night. And, really, Heather's right...would straight dudes have that many throw pillows? Though, I do covet that fuzzy, Chairman Mao green and red cushion on the right.