Heather Corinna For the love of god, it's that damnable "socks and boots" syndrome yet again. At least he's not putting them on the coffee table or the couch.
	David K Heather, honey, what "coffee table?" All of this household's furniture fund was obviously spent on condoms. As a pornographer I do advocate safe sex though, so this contestant wins some slipcovers to shield the sofa from impending boot prints.
	Jim Buck Okay, how many times do we have to go through this? (1) Overstuffed ANYTHING is a bad idea. (2) Area rugs from Sears are for outdoor use only. (3) No one wears Timberlands anymore -- not even Puff Daddy, motherfucker. (4) Condoms should be filed away in a neat and orderly fashion -- what if company were to drop by?! (5) The combination of Anal Lube®and butt juice is a permanent stain waiting to happen.
	John Calendo This is what happens when the movers come and you're not home. And David, Jim, those aren't condoms on the floor. That's rolling paper!