Heather Corinna Joey demonstrates the difficult-to-execute "peek n' sneak" move that is so vital when jerking off in mother's pristine bedroom.

Jim Buck When Mr. Whitmore first suspected that someone was mussing the bedsheets while he was at work, Mrs. Whitmore scoffed. But after installing a dime-sized videocamera, Mr. Whitmore is having the last laugh. Here, we see that little Billy Whitmore does, in fact, sneak into his parents' bedroom while they're away in order to copulate with his invisible girlfriend, Beelzebarbra. Upon being confronted with the damning evidence, Billy claimed he was only practicing the "prasarita padottanasana" pose he learned the previous day in yoga class, but, of course, Mr. and Mrs. Whitmore remain highly skeptical.

David K Though no mirrors or shades of pink dominate this interior, the film Pink Narcissus quickly comes to mind. I imagine this bedroom as a set design in a prequel to Bidgood's classic tale of self-love and gay male desire. This would be (as it appears to be here -- in "real" life), the protagonist's mother's bedroom. That pillow being the dead giveaway. Too, the ginger jar next to the lamp evokes not only the influence of the grandmother but also pop singer Christina Aguilera and her number one hit "Genie In A Bottle." Perhaps that song would be on the smash soundtrack to this as of yet unmade film.