| Jim Buck When Mr. Whitmore first suspected that someone was mussing the bedsheets while he was at work, Mrs. Whitmore scoffed. But after installing a dime-sized videocamera, Mr. Whitmore is having the last laugh. Here, we see that little Billy Whitmore does, in fact, sneak into his parents' bedroom while they're away in order to copulate with his invisible girlfriend, Beelzebarbra. Upon being confronted with the damning evidence, Billy claimed he was only practicing the "prasarita padottanasana" pose he learned the previous day in yoga class, but, of course, Mr. and Mrs. Whitmore remain highly skeptical. |