David K That looks like a man-pussy if I ever saw one. So unnerving is this genital disruption that I can't focus at all on the Fingerhut bric-a-brac and gewgaws. Points, though, for converting his old college dorm clothes dresser into an entertainment center. Wow!
	Heather Corinna This is a fine example of what can happen to you if you begin to surround yourself with too many knick-knacks and little tchotchkes. The next time someone tells you they become you, now you know they aren't always kidding.
	John Calendo I count at least three rooms in this tiny snapshot. And what is that on the far right! Is that ANOTHER VILE CAT in a vile cat lounger! Dog too much of a commitment for you, Dirk? I know the chatrooms and dating sites are full of outrageous liars, but there is such a thing as being too real.
	Jim Buck And Marjorie, don't you just love the way I've managed to cleverly display all my bibelots? Why this one, right here, it was given to me by a close personal friend of Wallis Simpson's niece -- practically a royal gift, don't you think? And just over there -- OH MY GOODNESS! HAROLD! You march right upstairs and put on some clothes this instant! You know Ms. Hortzweld can't stand the sight of the male physique, yet every time she pops in for tea, you're there like clockwork, sporting an erection and drooling in her general direction. It's uncouth, my dear. We raised you better than that!