David K "Goddamnit dude! Stop dry-humping our coffee table!"
	Heather Corinna I had no idea that a futon could also double as a landing pad during off-season. However, I'm less concerned about the safety of this man's testicles than I am about the well-being of that lamp.
	Jim Buck I dunno about this campaign, Bob. I mean, YES, I wanna increase Freeline's market penetration among women and gay men, but...