Heather Corinna "Welp, I did haveta move into Louann's garage, but I still gots my teleevision, and I still gots my balls and plety'a room for'em to grow in. See?"

Jim Buck "Um, Robert, your testicles..."
"Huh?"

"Your testicles, they're kinda..."

"Oh, c'mon mom, you've seen my nuts before. More importantly, when are you and dad gonna come visit me in my new apartment?"

John Calendo Ah, yes, the Diablo look. A male classic, but unfortunately only in the third world. I have to believe that there are people who find the sight of one ball maddening, for whom two balls and -- oh shit, you've ruined it!-- a cock simply and terribly miss the point. It's like the foot people arguing over with-or-without toe lint issues. Now is that a view of an apartment complex behind him, as seen from a courtyard patio somewhere in, oh ... Baton Rouge? I like the widescreen TV off to the left but tell me those aren't books under it refuting Evolution.

David K This is an inside-outside sorta place -- and guy. Lattice on the outside, lattice on the inside. Garden tools outside, garden tools inside. One ball out, one ball in. In fact the interior somehow perfectly mirrors the exterior of the entire fucking building. Where does it begin, where does it end? Right here! Next pic.