Heather Corinna Ernest meditates on the fleeting nature of sheet and blanket patterns and finds enlightenment.
	David K Quick -- cue Dionne Warwick's version of Theme From The Valley Of The Dolls.
	John Calendo David, I believe that's Whitney Houston we're hearing. And isn't it sort of wonderful, because the greatest love really is happening to him. He has learned to love himself. If only everyone would heed that powerful message! Now for those sheets. I believe the blue pillow behind him is from a Mickey & Goofy bed set. Also note the shout-out to all his anarchist buds in the form of the blanket on the wall, with the crown insignia turned on its side. Ah, the music has changed. I always did like the Sex Pistols. I hope some bright young person brings back that style of theirs, the wearing of jockstraps outside the jeans. Always correct. Always a hit.
	Jim Buck Victim: male, late 20s, caucasian, approximately 5'10", 165 pounds, brown hair, brown eyes, no obvious birthmarks. Victim was apparently watching the erotic romance Edward Penishands when fighting broke out amongst the several patterns in the room, each competing for dominance. The victim died instantly; he never knew what hit him.