Jim Buck Okay, so two problems: (a) Mary's thong, (b) Mary's inability to coordinate his pastel undergarments and hand towels into his very bold, patriotic bathroom color scheme. She is so fired.
	Heather Corinna "Yeah, it'll hold, but do you really think that the wedgewood blue matches the hot pink? It's just so...avant garde."
	David K God, those DeMille curtains again. If this is what goes down in their bathroom, imagine the rest of the house. These are the sorta folks who have those gigantic, 3-foot-long, teak fork and knife "art" pieces hanging on their kitchen wall. And their couch, in the living room, is actually the 20-square-feet equivalent of a baby's play pen -- (upholstered in navy blue velour). Lemme outa here.
	John Calendo I blame Broadway. I blame showtunes. And given the patriotic theme, I blame ice shows. Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting my ass! . Start the balloon drop. We knew drama queens were always creating tedious little "scenes" for themselves; we just didn't know they were tedious little set designers as well. I'm sure the raised toilet seat means something. Never show a gun in Act One that you're not going to use by Act Three.