“Judge Walker’s ruling raises a shocking notion that a single federal judge can nullify the votes of more than 7 million California voters, binding Supreme Court precedent, and several millennia-worth of evidence that children need both a mom and a dad. During these legal proceedings, the millions of California residents who supported Prop 8 have been wrongfully accused of being bigots and haters. Nothing could be further from the truth. Rather, they are concerned citizens, moms and dads who simply wanted to restore to California the long-standing understanding that marriage is between one woman and one man – a common-sense position that was taken away by the actions of another out-of-control state court in May 2008.”

– the sore asses at Focus On The Family, staunchly defending the morality of a majority limiting the rights of a minority while simultaneously crying foul when one lone gay person takes down Goliath.

We can do Biblical references too.

The newest star in our Cruiser Boys theater is a frontrunner for the Out of Control Orgasm Face of the Century Award. And it’s just 2010! Turk’s got a baby face with a well-earned devilish glint. Plus he’s the proud owner of a hot little body, cute fucking prick and beautiful ass. He strips, soaks in the tub, then climbs up on the counter for a deep dildo fuck and jack session.

When he finally squirts, we get a top down view which perfectly captures every shudder, shake and twitch. Hollywood hypes all those new, in your face 3-D movies (Real D is it called?) but none of them give you Turk’s mindblowing orgasm in complete detail. To quote Turk on his performance: “unhhh unhhhh oh oh ohhh fuck fuck fuck unhhhh uhhhh uhhhh aahhhhhh!”

This is a fresh young guy blowing his load for you, inviting you into the locked bathroom where he takes care of his deep, private needs. Join the Inner Circle now to watch our boy Turk in action!

So much for the gays not being able to control themselves.

Under God.

Two innocuous enough words that lie at the heart of all the traditionalist handwringing, conspiracy-mongering, speaking-in-tongues mania that claws and grasps with venal avarice in an attempt to drag us all back to the ’50s, the ’80s, the ’90s — anytime before Fu Manchu stole the presidency and began plotting to take out the Heartland with his Ice Ray.

I’m not much of a joiner, and I guess that’s what’s kept me from ever bothering to park my ass in a pew to listen glaze-eyedly to an assortment of arcane prophecy and lame parable. I don’t care who begat whom. Just the terminology regularly employed to evoke faith says it all: “flock,” “follow,” “sheep,” “serve,” “Lord,” “surrender.” All that comes to mind is a medieval fiefdom wherein the serfs toil in numbed fealty for a king who dwells in a castle on the hill with an order of priests and politicians as his boot-licking vassals.

Sure, the Church essentially exists to convince the proletariat to accept its lowly earthly lot while taking its money, and Satan is little more than an obscure Biblical reference seized upon by the Elders to be deployed as the world’s most effective scare tactic, but whatev. There are monsters, there are angels… (read the full article)

Some of us have to come out twice — once as gay, and then again as gay geeks.

Whenever Comic-Con rolls around, I realize what an awkward and ungainly social path I tread. Geekery is still thought of as a heterocentric — and exclusively male — subculture that’s the antithesis of urbane gay culture: an underworld of homebound, social anxiety-ridden malcontents who have virtual girlfriends and chronic asthma.

Shiftless. Graceless. Sexless.

That stock character from an ’80s teen comedy is seeming old hat as of late; as geekdom moves aboveground, we now know that there are cute geek girls who look like twee Anime characters and typical suburbanites who desperately want to spread for vampires and werewolves, while the mythological gay geek has been revealed to actually exist as he walks camouflaged among his more standard-issue homo brethren. (read the full article)

I have brand new ideas about German tourists. They’re all hunky, perverted, blonde guys with big, fat dicks. They love to hire male escorts who initially present themselves as massage therapists. And if you stroke and suck their dicks, they will lose control and fuck the nearest hole (yours!) with said big, fat, hard, drooling dick.

Blame my newfangled ideas on the latest flick in our Treasure Island theater. This scene from Raw Underground: Paris features slutty escort Eric taking it raw at both ends. His partner in seediness is a powerfucking German tourist, who chooses to forgo the museums and restaurants of Paris for something much better: Eric’s talented asshole.

Watch Germany invade Paris in the Inner Circle now! It’s okay, this time it’s consensual.

It’s easy to forget that same-sex marriage is actually the conservative manifestation of the Gay Rights Movement. It values commitment over freedom; conformity over revolution – it’s a far cry from the underclass of transvestites and bohemians that populated the first gayborhoods.

Perhaps half of all gay people wouldn’t even choose marriage if it were legal everywhere. That’s why the tired refrain of the Right is so ironic: the insistence is that same-sex marriages can somehow affect straight marriages; that social affirmation of monogamy and settlement in the gay community would cause it to spill over and wreak havoc on all values everywhere. Suddenly, gay marriages are pouring out of every city hall and church like floods of ants, and filling the streets with hand-holdy chaos.

“They shove their relationships down our throats!,” they’ll say.

Oh really? In my experience, gay people don’t flaunt their relationship status even to other gay people – not even their close friends – let alone to mainstream society. They don’t have sex in public, nor do they make out constantly, and they are capable of walking down the street two, even three feet apart, and sometimes farther.

Gay couples aren’t as jealous as straight ones; a gay man is far less likely to get offended if you mistakenly hit on his boyfriend. Gay couples still go out to bars both together and separately, they still flirt, and while they may not advertise it, a huge number of them still have sex outside the relationship.

For those couples, as far as friends and acquaintances are concerned, the only thing that changes when the relationship starts is that they’re no longer open to something serious – everything else is still fair game. (read the full article)

Hooliganism – casual chauvinism x public homoeroticism ÷ porn creep = Banned in U.S.