Whatever you do, don’t cum all over your keyboard. Moisture of any kind — coffee, wine, loads — can create all kinds of problems with your logic board, and if you’re an Apple customer, well you knows what that mean$. Marshall and Mick, Fratmen faves from way back and best j/o buds, know better, and though they get up on their knees and jerk each other off while watching their favorite online porn, they flop on their backs and shoot all over their abs when the time comes.
Maybe you heard? Colby Keller shooting a vid for the infamous Treasure Island Media? Yep, it went down. And there are the details: Burly and boyish Colby is voluntarily bound to a Saint Andrew’s Cross, where his cock, balls, and orgasm are left to the mercy of ruggedly handsome Morgan Black. Keeping him on the brink, Morgan edges Colby closer and closer, not allowing him to cum until he reaches the point of no return.
It’s the latest vid addition to the Inner Circle, the always popular Michael Lucas secret audition videos. Here are the details: Muscle man Alessio Romero goes straight for blond heartthrob Logan’s armpits, initiating a great Auditions pairing. Logan slurps Alessio’s balls and swallows his cock playfully, as Alessio drops to his knees in mimicry. Logan lies down so Alessio can sit his hairy, flawless ass down onto his face, putting Logan in hog heaven!
Existential profundities can on occasion arise from the most shallow of sources. During my sophomore year of college I struck up a ridiculously improbable relationship with the resident borderline retarded BMOC that merged the platonic with the romantic. The nearest he ever came to exhibiting what could be termed an actual idiosyncrasy is when he would utter (apropos of nothing) musings like “If you get hard in a headlock, it doesn’t really count,” or “Octopussy was a really great movie,” causing me to pat him on the head or jiggle my keys in order to bring him out of his thought stupor.
When I was eighteen I did what many budding homos from the burbs did. I moved to Hollywood. My mom helped me secure my first apartment, gave me her old car and wished me luck for finding work. I’d have gotten a job sooner, and not depleted my minuscule savings so quickly, if I hadn’t lived right down the street from Santa Monica Blvd and its prize pink jewel: The Pussycat Theater — with its always flashing, always tempting marquee.
Yep, we’re still playing these outrageous scenes in our Treasure Island Theater, one after the other from the new classic Fucktard. As Paul Morris warns: “Approach real sex, real risk and danger and you’ll feel your brain start to fog up. Get closer to the fire and your IQ plummets lower, lower, lower until you’re a raving buck-in-rut thinking from your lust-gorged crotch.
Leo Domenico and Will Helm work together in what is, apparently, a well-dressed office where grooming standards are at a premium. When nobody else is looking, Leo and Will snap open their belts, let their cocks flop out and go mental for each other’s cocks. A quick preview gallery below, click through to the scene.
A video this outrageous deserves a second mention. In fact we’ve beat off to it so many times the Nightcharm doctor has had to administer healing salve to the entire editorial staff. So, proceed with caution. Here are the details: In the middle of midtown Manhattan in the back of a limousine, Antonio and Logan go at it in broad daylight during rush hour.
Bored with the notion of the approaching holidays? Well, who wouldn’t be – even Quentin Crisp, who was born on 25 December, 1908 – had little time for the festive season, rolling his eyes every time an interviewer asked him about his birthdate, and dismissing the fabled stable birth of Jesus as a “mere coincidence”. Before you go completely crazy, remember that if you’re reading this, then your internet connection is still working.
Adam Champ takes Paul Wagner in the ass in this rocking barnyard scene in the Raging Stallion Theatre, part of Nightcharm’s Inner Circle. The scene is coming up next week: pop on over and check out what else is inside our busy little cornucopia.